Shouldn’t we all be doing something else with our lives besides doomscrolling and anguishing over the state of things? Sure. But, if you’re like me, you live in a near perpetual state of anxiety and obsessing about the news gives you the illusion of some control over events. So, for those of us who don’t have the self-discipline to stay blissfully ignorant, there has to be a way to stay informed without wanting to throw yourself off a bridge.
That’s where HWSIB? comes in: I consume the news, filter out the inane corporate media both-siderism, shred all necessary context and nuance, sprinkle in some jokes, digest it all into an edible paste and feed it back to you like a mama bird. The idea is to keep you informed while washing down the despair with a chuckle or two.
Moreover, I’m a news junkie and, if I can do my part to channel my unhealthy obsession in a way that helps busy people get a handle on what’s going on, sound intelligent at cocktail parties and… this is the important part… get involved… then hopefully all this anger won’t give me an ulcer. It goes without saying, the opinions presented are my own. I reserve the right to be wrong and contradict myself regularly. And also this isn’t my day job and, because I’m going to update as regularly and quickly as I can, prepare for typos!
A deep-state operative scheming to enslave the human race through vaccines, 5G signals and lazy jokes.
Because I’m pretty much anxious all the time that my country is going to fuck itself and the world permanently. I’m hoping my legacy to my kids is that I tried and I got other people to try to improve the place.
Yes. I mean, would you pay for this?? However, despite being a Soros puppet, the checks from George have not been coming in regularly. And while I’m not looking to get rich from this (but I’m not against it), there are server, hosting and programming costs to cover and I don’t even know how to run ads yet. So, if you find this site useful and fun and you want to buy me a cup of coffee or a beer, I’m going to set up some sort of donation system. Anyone know how to do that? Or run ads? Let me know in the Contact page.
Mostly. Every post distilled from a real article will have a link to the original article. I’ll do my best to be accurate and, if a story gets modified or retracted, I’ll try to adjust. Sometimes I’ll put up a post that is clearly a joke. But I’ll label it as parody anyway for the dupes. Finally, in case it’s not obvious, the images have been Photoshopped.
Because I’m literally learning how to make a website as I go. As of ten days ago, I knew nothing. Honestly, it already looks better than I thought it would. Hopefully it will get more polished over time. Tips and tricks always appreciated.
Absolutely. Are you plugged into the news? Are you interested in pushing back on the insanity that’s overtaken American politics? Do you have a dark sense of humor? I could definitely use the help. Find me on the contact page and let’s discuss.
That’s not a question.
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If there ever is any, sure.
