According to an article in the venerable New York Post, the “incredibly contagious” Norovirus is spreading like wildfire in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York among other states in the Northeast. Norovirus is a delightful bug that causes nausea, uncontrollable vomiting, explosive diarrhea, stomach pain, fever, headaches, chills, etc. – symptomatically indistinguishable from brunch at the Mar-a-Lago buffet. It’s also highly transmissible, with one or two particles of the virus able to cause infection and contagiousness lasting for weeks even after symptoms improve. And the cherry on top is that hand sanitizer doesn’t kill the virus. Only soap and water will save you. Wash your fruits and vegetables well and keep your filthy children vacuum sealed and stored in the garage.
