Notorious pants-shitter and 45th President of the United States has launched a companion fashion accessory to complement his wildly popular, gold-plated Trump sneakers. The adult undergarments promise wearers a unique opportunity to soil themselves in the luxurious style of their favorite Adderall-addicted, incontinent insurrectionist.
In a statement released to the press, the Trump campaign’s co-manager Susie Wiles said, “While Joe Biden and the deep state Democrats want to destroy our sacred freedoms, Donald Trump believes every American has the inalienable right to fill their shorts with the runny, half-digested remains of a KFC Double Down family meal wherever and whenever they feel the urge.” The Trump undergarments will sell in limited quantities for $99 a pair which will allow an average-earning Trump supporter to change them bi-monthly.